!!! Attention to Orders !!!
, front an center!
It gives me great pleasure to award you the Centurion Medal—Dagger
, for your 400th
on the CS ladder.
Unfortunately, at the last awards party I was somehow stuck with the bill. No worries, I was able to scrounge up some fermented beet root juice and a male stripper (the females were really pricey).
Nice job and the first 400 rounds and one lap dance are on me!
Resolve then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tinny blast on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us. --Walt Kelly